SHIP IT

Three MTT wins in as many days :)

Can't remember too much, played on xmas eve due to the overlays...played in about 12 tournos on stars and two on yahoo, and two on party poker.

One on stars i was staked into on the blondeforum, and managed to cash for $95ish, managed a couple of small cashes in stars, and also again in the $11r, for the third time in as many attempts

Lost a sick pot in the $3r with a flopped flush, all in on flop to just a pair! running 4s gave him a full house! However, the yahoo torno made up for it, i won 99 V QQ blind on blind with 4 left :) Only like 60 runners but was a 45e buyin, i think thats around £42, or 65USD?? Not much to report on it except players are donkeys on there

Also took down a $6 on pp with 290 odd people, managed to lose a big pot AK V AQ just before the FT, but pulled it back together, even offeredthe guy heads up a deal, i had like 65% of chips and he said 50-50 so i refused, and smashed him the hand after loooooooooool

Today after the villa arsenal game, i shot up some tornos again, a $1r and $6r on PP, 3k, and 10k gtds respectively, and also the same $6 i won two nights ago, but with 300 more players, several on stars, 4 tornos on FTP (managed one cash in one of the doubles) - lost AA V TT in A near the bubble, and in B i lost KJ (me) V JT blind on blind battle. Sigh.

However i was running good in the $11r, and $11 f/o on stars, but yet agai managed to get screwed around the bubble of the $11r...but scraped through to get paid in that, and lost a big flip AK V QQ in the $11 deepish.

Had huge stcks in the $1r, $6r, and the same $6 freezeout i won. The $1r, cant remember if i got paid or not but lost AK V AJ to cripple me in that, and the $6 freezeout, with about 25 of the 550 left i ran Ks into As, fml

However the $10k gtd was a different story, first hand, i had 99 and raced against AQ and AQ, and held, to go to 18k after one hand at like 10/20 blinds lmao. Ran into some donks from here and had AK holding up V various aces EVERY time (wtf??) from the 592 entrants down to the pay out positions. Also had a guy called "sarfend" on my table with the SUFC logo - when i kncked him out i put WE HATE SOUTHEDN, lol jokes

However down to 3 tables i pulled off a good move (IMHO LOL), mid pos AT ssooooooted i raise it up (im 2nd out of 30 in chips), guy who is the leader calls behind on the button in position, and the bb shoves 90k, wen i held a 450k stack at 8k 4k blinds, so i reshove, button time bnks it saying JJ in chat, and the board comes..


JXXX...........A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

He slowly tilted off calling someone off with AK on Qxxxx board, and then the same thing the hand after when i had JJ on JXXXX board, and he called me off with ace high again lmao.

Then with two tables left, i won two flips, and then got unlucky losing AK V A5, and then the final table bubble AK to AJ, so i entered the final table in about 7/10 when I was 2/10 with 12 left.

2 guys bust early, and i chippe along buying some blinds. Not action until 6 left, i double, and then a HUGE hold v the chip leader with 5 left TT V KQ :). I then knocked him out with aces v k7, and another guy bust, and with 3 left had 3M to both of theirs 1.6M. I then had AK/AQ 4 out o about 7 hands, and took it up to about 4M with them both on 1M at 80k 40k lol. One other busted and it was heads up my 4M to his 2M, he kept giving me continious walks, and i wanted to deal to ensure i got over $2k, was there was like a $1k difference between 1st and 2nd, but u cant for rebuys apparently. I then picked up aces, min raised, he shoved with 5s, and i held FTW WIIIIII!

Sigh

Put in 100e onto yahoo poker on the boss network in an attempt to qualify for the 1kE event, and then realised the only decent satellites were 55E rebuys. fuck that.

Ended up playing 25e rebuy, and a 22e freezeout, and 1e rebuy, after winning a small heads up to fund it.

came 12th out of 208 in the 25E rebuy. Internet went down with 13 left n blinds were crazy, tilted me

and came 18th out of 500+ in the 1r. sigh

Had a small go last night, not much to note, had 40k stack 2/100 left from 850 starting in a 26usd on FTP, top 90 paid, managed to come 94th. WP ME

Ahhhhh

Had a small session last night, of about $250 worth of tournos, the most expensive being the $55 and $22 1R1A on stars...had a decent stack with over half the field gone in the $221r1a and then threw it away, and in the $55 ran JJ into AK and KK, when i had 10 bbs, and was all between the button, sb, and bb!

However, i went deep in two tournos, managing a 9th out of over 2500 entrants in the $5.50 on stars, and a 2nd out of 460 odd in the $11 knockout on FTP, with 5 knockouts weee. Heads up was frutrating as ran ATdd into AJ with the board coming KXTXQ, and then hand after AQ V 33 with the board coming QXK3X. Sigh.

Finished about $375 up though...will play next on Monday or Tuesday next week.

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Yo

Ain't played much poker recently. Been busy at work and got a couple of exams.

Managed to pick up a couple of scores which left me with $2k profit on party poker in those buy 1 get 1 free offers last month.

Also managed to win a bet, a 5er on pab at 125! Will deposit $600 on stars, and $400 on party poker, and maybe a small amount on full tilt for over xmas, with these winnings ive had.

Maybe also, ill be allowed to play in the blogger qualifiers on stars which are coming up!

Update

So, been a while, had no laptop..Me and Henry lost 500 USD, leaving us with 1600. We have got 600 on cake (with rakeback), and i cashed out 570 which i put onto interpoker, and henry has similar on another site for himsel, which he has mostly cashed out.

Had a bad run. Deposited 300 on stars, which i lost very quick. Then went round moormans and he staked me into 400usd of tornos, including the sunday mill, which i got 3 outtered on, all in on turn, 3 outter river. Nice. Went deep in one, managed 12th, in a 3000 player 55 FO. 22k FTW dfgdfghdfgfikl;a, was 2 out of 20 too.

I also put 300 on FTP, and had this win below, been well deserved, had many deep finishes wih like 50 dollar payouts as I lose every flip after the bubble. That was good for 1.2k, which i have cashed out, and got 250usd left on there. Had a few other FT bubbles recently, so im playing better but keep getting annoyed with myself for not making more. From the staking, i ended up 300 up, after sending the rake back and taking 50 perecent, which i cashed out after going up and down with the balance (many badbeats which i cant be bothered to find and post)

So now got just under 250 on tilt, and 300 each on cake. Wanted to cash the rest off tilt but 1200 was my max withdrawal as i bubbled two FT yesterday and has tilted me majorly. LOL.

So in total, i have deposited 710USD and cashed out 2100USD approximately, plus 600 between me and henry on cake, and 250 on tilt.

POKER IS BALLSHIT

didnt play much over weekend as net is fucked, but just now played 6 or 7 tornos and this happens

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794838 82
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794839 72
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794842 57
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794844 72
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794845 45 28 24
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794850 81.62
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2794852 52.10

plus qq v aq, but couldnt get hand history as table collapsed i think. numbers r percent fav i am to win so i should be winning 4 OR 5 of them on probability but being how good i run i win 0

balance 1250 ftp 170 PP

my mate freerolled into the 250K on ipoker though and came 75th for 500 despite losing QQ V 66 on bubble.

Plus his roll we have a total of 2100ish! 8K to gooooooooooooo

Lol

Cant be bothered to get hands off other laptop as on work laptop now as cant type on a french keyboard.

Lost AK V AJ, in 5th round of a shootout pre flop
Lost TT V K5, in the Daily B (pre flop)
Flush to higher flush in Daily A
AK V KT pre flop in MSOP, which would have left with on 15k, but instead 3k. Grinded back up to 9k, then net died. Game over, lol.

Balance 1700ish.

Running like a retard

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787752
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787756
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787758
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787757
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787749
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787747
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787732
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2787740

Sick.

Meanwhile, I just managed to donk out superbly of 2.5k GTD, 700+ for first in 15th with a 15 BB sb shove. Lol. Retard.

Balance over PP and FTP for us = 1750 approx.

Mini Session, Chat ban

Hmm. Laptop is now fucked, so I cant play much poker, LOL. Going to England at end of month so will bring one back.

Also got a chat ban on FTP....


It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

Jun 6 2008 05:30:37:420PM u c u n t
Jun 6 2008 05:37:43:377PM U RETARD
Jun 6 2008 05:50:52:937PM fuck this
Jun 11 2008 02:31:49:250PM U C U N TJ
un 11 2008 02:35:43:827PM OMFG
Jun 11 2008 02:36:44:657PM PP RICK
Jun 11 2008 02:37:07:267PM WTF

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent closing of your account.

Pretty standard chat if you ask me lol.

As a result of losing my hand history due to the laptop I cant comment much.


FTP



USD26, i used a token i already had and busted 99 V J6 PRE FLOP
USD6.5 I busted AA V QQ V TT, my AA came 3rd: PRE FLOP
Both the doubles lost JJ V AQ, JJ V AK PRE FLOP
The two I got on FT I was short on and lost races with 99 V AK, and A5 v 66


PP





Was v short in the 11 shoved button KQ with 7 BBs into AK
6r, I had 50K when busted; 25K below average, had 11 BBs, probably my only bad play, shoved KQ mid pos with 10k a pot into AA, in the one which was limit entered bw mistake but stuck at it. kept getting fished on that.

on a fking french keyboard so i probably cant spel. L8RS FISH

Day 1

Just to make it easy, I will just say our TOTAL roll is circa 1.5K on FTP, giving me a MAX buyin of 15USD, and cash tables I can use 75USD. So tonight I will hopefully be playing a small 2-3 hour session in:

- SNGs (Anything from 1r-11usd)
- Cash (75USD on 3 X 15c/25C tables)
- Also, with the PP roll being 260USD, I will be using the leeway on the FTP roll to enable myself to play in some 3USD SNGs (30-50 players + step tornos)

No multis tonight. That will be Friday night :)

And below are both my current OPRs on the two sites.







$24+2 SNG (used a token i had won) - http://www.pokerhand.org/?2765673
$3 X 2 steps - 4th and 7th. So got one step 1 token back, and lost other. JJ V AQ / FD V ace high were the two bust outs
$25 X 3 cash tables. Finished a whopping $1.50 in profit from these. AK V AJ pf, costing me some. sb shove to short guy, simply because he shoved the last two hands and was there to double up and run. http://www.pokerhand.org/?2765738

Might play some more later.

Ignoring all previous posts

Been lazy, and busy - haven't kept to my aims due to this.

So now, me and a friend deposited 35USD each about 2months ago ~roughly onto full tilt poker.

We now have around 1620USD between us, with our peak being about 1800ish $$$

We went down to our last torno 3 times due to tilt. twice coming 2nd in a 45 $24 sit n go, and taking 2nd both times, and the other i entered a $109 F-O, and made the FT, finishing about 7th i think for 500ish, when i busted KK < JJ AIPF.

Since that cash we have never gone below that amount, and are trying to build to a roll of $10K for Vegas in 2009. Possible, only if we can one time, or maybe twice run well deep in a MTT. It ain't happening at the moment and we keep chipping away with scores of $100-200ish and then losing some, and getting a score again.

Also purchased poker tracker, so will delete all my hand history, and start that afresh.

And have also deposited $50 each on PartyPoker. Managed to ship a $6 110 player, so we now have about $260 on there between us, as the players r poor on here.

So now i'll try and keep this blog uptodate.

A couple of rules for tornos are:

• no SNG buyin > 1% of TOTAL roll
• no MTT buyin > 0.5% of TOTAL roll
• Rebuys, rebuy until add-on period, always add on. No rebuy greater than 0.25% of TOTAL roll.

Cash rules:

• Always buy in for the MAXIMUM.
• Total cash game buyin accross all simultaneous tables is 5% of TOTAL roll. I.e roll of $1000, we can slap out $50 accross 5 cash tables of 10c/5c, as we have to buyin for the maximum. OR, $25, accross two tables of 25c/15c.
  
  Progress will be updated continiously..........I hope! One timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Weee :)

Only played 4 tornos on Thu.

$22R on FTP, $24 F/O FTP, $22R PP, $22R1A Stars.

$24 F/o - 203/1041
$22R - 2/195 :)

$22R PP - out before add on http://www.pokerhand.org/?1954196 so sick

Stars torno was going well, then this...

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1954215
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1954210

FTP $22R cashed for $2k. With 30 left I had 2k stack and losing 44 race to AQ. KKT, and River T meant i lost big pot on a BB re shove. So i did well to come back.

Lets hope I go one better next time!

A couple of hands..

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1949820 - Lovely. Quads in the PP rebuy.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1949827 - AA being cracked in the $15k gtd on FTP.

These were the only two i could manage to save, as I had too many tables going at the same time...

Sigh

As you can see, none of these bets actually came off, and since lost the remainder, lol. I have also cashed out 410 pounds more on Fullonpoker, and have about 250 pounds left.

Also, me and my friend played in a satellite freeroll to the sunday 200k gtd on fullonpoker, 215 buyin, and split anything if we qualified and got paid. My friend won, and then fourth hand on the sunday, AA went in pre flop, and lost to QQ obv. What a joke. And within minutes my AA lost to 44 preflop, in a 20usd freezeout.

I have been watching online tutorial videos for MTTs, as my friend moorman is staking me. Last night was the first go at this:


$10K gtd, $22 Rebuy Party Poker: 64/298. Lost just under 60K pot JJ V QQ.

$18K gtd, $55 F/O, Party Poker: 159/499. Can't remember what happened here. Lol.

$22R1A, Pokerstars: 144/495. Lost decent size pot AA v 77, and could not recover.

$55k gtd, $55 F/O, Pokerstars: 248/1422. Had just under ave stack. Cold called KK, quite late position, hoped BB would shove. He called instead. He had J10, and obv flopped a straight, and i busted, lol. My play was too risky.

$8.5k gtd, $22 Rebuy, FTP: 16/215, Returns $77. Folded KK on Q9X flop, two all ins before me. One had Q6, other had 10/8 off. Rofl. If i had called, would have been in 4th place with about 60 left. Never really recovered.

$15K gtd, $55 F/O, FTP: 34/340. Returned $77. Lost AA V 88 i think it was just before bubble. Managed to hold on. Went out with A5 V QQ. No suckout for me there.

So about $210 down from the staking.

Should have probably played KK better, and would have then probably cashed in that. If i called with KK, i would have been in a great position too in the $8.5k Gtd. But, I think i need to bully a little more, deeper into the MTTs.

Lets hope the next attempt goes better :)

2008 Aims:

- £750 profit on SNGs
- 15 MTT FTs on buy-ins greater than $1.
- No tilting

As i am working, my time is limited, but i think these are reasonable.

Cashed out £211 on Fullonpoker today.

Target is £3k, so £2789 to go...

I also have £60 on ladbrokes.

Made some bets:


£1.00
Brighton vs Mansfield
Correct score
Brighton 4 - 2
40/1


£2.00
Porto vs Naval
Match betting
Porto
1/6

Real Madrid vs Zaragoza
Match betting
Real Madrid
1/3

Panathinaikos vs Apollon
Match betting
Panathinaikos
1/6

Nancy vs Reims
Match betting
Nancy
1/4

Hamilton vs Stirling Albion
Match betting
Hamilton
1/3

Swansea vs Havant & Waterlooville
Match betting
Swansea
1/7

Everton vs Oldham
Match betting
Everton
1/6

Chelsea vs QPR
Match betting
Chelsea
1/6

Wolves vs Cambridge Utd
Match betting
Wolves
2/7

Southend vs Dagenham & Redbridge
Match betting
Southend
4/9

Creteil vs Lyon
Match betting
Lyon
2/7

Burnley vs Arsenal
Match betting
Arsenal
1/3

Ballymena vs Glenavon
Match betting
Ballymena
4/9


£2.00
Watford vs Crystal Palace
Match betting
Draw
9/4

Southampton vs Leicester
Match betting
Draw
11/5

Plymouth vs Hull
Match betting
Draw
2/1


£2.00
Ipswich vs Portsmouth
Match betting
Ipswich
11/5

Colchester vs Peterborough
Match betting
Peterborough
7/2

Blackburn vs Coventry
Match betting
Blackburn
4/11

Swindon vs Barnet
Match betting
Swindon
4/7


£5.00
Bolton vs Sheffield Utd
Match betting
Bolton
4/7


Brighton vs Mansfield
Match betting
Brighton
4/11


Norwich vs Bury
Match betting
Norwich
4/9

Swansea vs Havant & Waterlooville
Match betting
Swansea
1/7

Leeds vs Northampton
Match betting
Leeds
4/9

Rangers vs Dundee United
Match betting
Rangers
1/4

£2.00
Top scoring match 05/01
Highest scoring game
Swansea v Havant
10/1

END OF SEASON BETS:

£1.00
FA Trophy 2007/08
Cup winner
Torquay
5/1

Carling Cup 2007/08
Cup winner
Chelsea
13/8

FA Cup 2007/08
Cup winner
Arsenal
4/1

£2.00
Coca Cola League 1 2007/08
League winner
Leeds United
5/2

Coca Cola League 2 2007/08
League winner
Milton Keynes
1/2

Coca Cola Championship 2007/08
League winner
Bristol City
10/1

Barclays Premier League 2007/08
League winner
Manchester Utd
4/6


£2.00
Barclays Premier League 2007/08
League winner
Manchester Utd
4/6

Coca Cola Championship 2007/08
League winner
Watford
3/1

Coca Cola League 1 2007/08
League winner
Swansea
7/4

Coca Cola League 2 2007/08
League winner
Milton Keynes
1/2

Blue Square Premier 2007/08
League winner
Torquay
11/10


So lets see how i do..

All you have to do is look at my AA lose to AA Pre Flop in the $30, $10K GTD

I love poker.

Sigh

The Auzzie millions qualifier was a disaster. I was dealt AK hearts 5 hands into the rebuy period, and it ended up all in pre flop Vs JJ, and i lost the race. Did not want to waste $55+ on rebuying. FT was full of donks too.

Current balance is at £1062, but I am now playing in a $30 F/O, $10K Gtd double stack on full-on poker....Only twenty minutes in, so I will see how this goes, as i won three $10 HUs, and am using this to fund it.

Mini update

Played $1R, $0.50C R, and $10 F/O.

Came 36/400ish in $10 F/0, blinds got too big.

$1R, could not win a race, was a waste of time.

Came 9th/390ish in the $0.50C R for about $10 haha. Spent $1.50.

Then played in a $5 R, 40 players. Did not rebuy, or add on, and won a seat in the $55R for the auzzie mills, top 2 at the moment getting a seat, worth about $12.5k i think. Wish me luckkkkkkkkkk

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Since i last posted, i had my pkerstars balance to around $450, from the $15 deposit. Proceeded to lose $250 and cash out $190. Tilted from several bad beats.
Then deposited $50 on FTP, and built this up to $375. Tilted, and cashed out $200.
I then get paid $10 in a freeroll on fullonpoker (ipoker). Lose this.
Log in one day with £0.47p on a/c. I play a 50c 6 player. In chat I name nearly all the hands i play, and i still manage to win the $2ish. I then play four dirty dozens. I win all four and take down $2k! lolllllllll

so now i will just continue playing and trying to build this bankroll up on fullon, and will keep track of this on here

also had a sick beat in the $15k freeroll on PP for the chip lead

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1872907

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